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I Used to Think lyrics by Duke Otherwise

I used to think that one plus one was three
I used to think that three plus three was five
I used to think that five plus five was 18-hundred-million-37

I used to think that two plus two was seven
I used to think that seven and seven was eleven
I used to think eleven and eleven was green!
Don’t ask me what that means

But that’s what you get when your brother’s your math tutor
When your brother is mad at you
For taking his things and never putting them back

But now I know that one plus one is two
And now I know that three plus three is six
And now I know that five plus five is ten
Oh, I’m in math heaven!

And now I know that two plus two is four
And now I know that seven and seven is 14
And now I know eleven and eleven is…um…

I used to think the world was flat, not round
I used to think I weighed a thousand pounds
Can you believe I used to think that E equals MC Hammer?

But that’s what you get when your brother’s your science help
When he’s mad at you for telling your mom and your dad
About the broken vase
(Don’t you mean vase?)

But now I know the world is round, not flat
And now I know 150 pounds is where I’m at
And now I know that e pluribus unum equals MC-squared