The Prince Andrew Song versuri

Versuri Dr Phoxotic – The Prince Andrew Song lyrics

Run away! It’s Prince Andy!
Save yourself from Prince Andy!

Oi, clear the way to the old chipper!
Oi you, let us through, it’s the Prince of Windsor!
Lock up all your sons and your daughters too!
Run away, here he comes, so to speak, „That’s a pun!”
Tell every child to run and hide!

Prince Andy, pedo is he, Diddler of Children!
Yes, he diddled all of them kids on the island…
With Miss Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton as well
And Bill Gates and Trump and Elon Musk and Epstein!

Prince Andy, a nonce is he, Diddler of Children!
That he likes them on the younger side, there’s no doubt
Now try to ask yourself why
Men with private chefs and the like
Would e-mail each other 50,000 times about cheese pizza?

He’s got 79 golden castles
All paid for with paxpayer funds
The sweatiest hands in all England…
One handshake and then you will be drenched
From your head down until your toes!

Prince Andy, sweaty is he, Diddler of Children!
Yes, he diddled all of them kids to the extreme
But the Royals can do what they want
For the rest of you, I’ll be blunt…
Count yourself lucky as long as you’re not getting diddled by Jeffrey Epstein!

He’s got 72 stuffed Teddy Bears
(Seriously, just google it!)
Hopefully he hasn’t diddled them too
(Don’t diddle those poor Teddy Bears!)
He’s got slaves, he’s got lawyers and servants
(He never has to lift a pinky!)
Don’t stand up to him or he surely will end up like
Virginia Giuffre

Prince Andy! Prince Andy!
Royal is he, Diddler of Children!
He heard your teenage daughter’s a sight to behold
And that fine people is why
He decided to stop by
He’ll take her off your hands, straight to the island
There’ll be a queue of men then bury her in the sand
Never to be seen or heard again
Keep calm and carry on, it’s all a part of the plan!

Run away! It’s Prince Andy!