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Tampon Song lyrics by Def FX

We are looking for young tanned blondes who can swim on their rags wearing white
We need sugar coated euphemisms and make up, cue cards and a spunky young guy
Suddenly we spotted Fifi and Bami and offered them money to act carefree and randy
We told me they’d feature on TV, in the press! At least someone is having a period all financial year

Our advertising director was most impressed, Fifi and Bambi were just the sort needed to help us
Crеate and dictate the minds of thе menstruating public
Sunny, happy raunchy, always at the beach
Isn’t that what life’s all about for pretty young girls?
Well that’s what we’d have them believe after we run and rerun our tampon commercial

I’m a young tanned blonde and I work hard to be one
I douche regularly to cover up the smells of my femininity
I’m so happy to spend lots of money so I can be pure and acceptable socially
I’m so lucky there’s a feminine hygiene product for every day of the week
It’s so much fun to go shopping for that special time of the month
So many tampons to choose from for my summer of frolicking and fun
I’m not inconvenienced by my biological inheritance
I make sure I subdue it into insignificance

Plug it up push it away out of sight
So I feel pure delightful and nice
I need to hide my menstruating all that blood is very embarrassing
But what’s all this emphasis on small and soft?
I want my tampons big and hard like my cocks
I want to be turned on by my tampon
Come on baby shoot me with a big white bullet