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Wifi Willy lyrics by DASTARDLY KIDS

My name’s William Lerrone James
Also known as Wifi Willy James
And I manage 178 OnlyFans accounts
They call me the OnlyFans pimp
Some say that I am a pimp, but I am not
Pimps are disgusting, they’re vermin
They wear tacky shoes, they wear tacky suits
They wear tacky ties, they got that weird, fucked up brow thing around they eye
But let me tell you something, I, Wifi Willy James am not a pimp, okay?
They make nowhere near the amount of money as me
I prefеr the term liaison or a consultant, if you will
Thesе hoes don’t make a move without me
They don’t breathe without me
I gotta be there in the shitter so they don’t forget to wipe they ass
They can put 16 different apps on a selfie stick, but they don’t know how to use a bidet
Get the fuck outta here with that shit
Why do they need me? They don’t
These hoes are lazy
I gotta update the site, update the socials, buy the dildos, buy the lube, make sure the special orders go out, make sure the special orders get made on time
When they wanna do live appearances, I gotta do the paperwork
When they wanna sell pussy, I gotta do the paperwork
These niggas wanna break seven different laws on a Tuesday in the Bible Belt with a nigga they met at Applebee’s and y’all wanna ask me why I’m stressed out all the goddamn time
Yeah, so they moved in, uh, last week, and gotta say, a lotta twerking
An interesting art form, that twerking
I find you can really do it anywhere
You can, um, twerk by ya pond, you can twerk by a tree
You can twerk by you, you can twerk by me
You know, I-I really like when they get into those mascot outfits
You know, I didn’t know they made G-strings for foxes, ball gags for parrots, but the more you live, the more you see the, the more you know, the more you grow
My name’s William Lerrone James
They call me the OnlyFans pimp
They call me the OnlyFans pimp