Dont California My Texas versuri

Dont California My Texas lyrics by Creed Fisher

Chorus
Don’t California my Texas
Don’t bring that stuff over here
We can sit and drink
Don’t have to know what you think
We can crack an ol’ ice cold beer
I’m just trying to warn ya
Someone here’ll kick your ass
From all these gringos and Mexicans
Don’t California my Texas

Verse 1
I’ve been here ‘bout forty-six years
Granddaddy long before that
It’s easy to tell
It’s all a goin’ to hell
Just like granddaddy said
Dazed and confused
Don’t know which bathroom to use
These Californians, man they’re a trip
With their electric cars
That won’t drive very far
If you ask me, they don’t know shit

Chorus
Don’t California my Texas
Don’t bring that stuff over here
We can sit and drink
Don’t have to know what you think
We can crack an ol’ ice cold beer
I’m just tryin’ to warn ya
Someone here’ll kick your ass
And it might be for breakfast
Don’t California my Texas

Verse 2
We love America here
Drink whiskey and beer
Fly that Lonestar flag
Love to shoot our guns
Love to play in the mud
Jammin’ out to ol’ Merle Gag
At the end of the day
We don’t care if you’re gay
To be honest I don’t give a damn
As long as you mind your own
And you don’t bitch and moan
‘Bout all the things that you don’t have

Chorus
Don’t California my Texas
Don’t bring that stuff over here
We can sit and drink
Don’t have to know what you think
We can crack an ol’ ice cold beer
I’m just trying to warn ya
Someone here’ll kick your ass
From all these gringos and Mexicans
Don’t California my Texas

Outro
It might be for breakfast
Buy a ford not a Lexus
From all these gringos
And Mexicans
Don’t California my Texas
Don’t New York it either