(If I Had) Kellie Pickler’s Boobs with Kellie Pickler Pictures versuri

Versuri Cledus T. Judd – (If I Had) Kellie Pickler's Boobs with Kellie Pickler Pictures lyrics

You see them mountains over there?
One of these days I’m going to climb them there mountains.
(Mountains.. Mountains..)
Last night I had a titillating dream. (Uuuuuuuuhh…)
A memory I’d love to share with you. (Uuuuuuuuhh…)

It felt so real to me
Oh how wonderful life would be
If I had Kelly Pickler’s boobs..

I’d never get another speeding ticket
Just a warning and a wink from the man in blue
He’d say slow down would you please, once he got a look at these
If I had Kelly Pickler’s boobs

I’d sell myself a couple million records
Even if I couldn’t sing in tune
you’d see a lot of me on H double-D TV
If I had Kelly Pickler’s boobs

I’d get all the country stars to sign ‘em
I’d show them off like Dolly used to do
I’d go tit for tat, more hits than Rascal Flatts
If I had Kelly Pickler’s boobs..

[SHORT INTERVIEW]

I’d be BFFs with Taylor Swift and Carrie
And we’d all hang out in their dressing room
Thanks to silicone, I could finally hold my own
If I had Kelly Pickler’s boobs..

I wouldn’t be ashamed to pose in Playboy
In nothing but my red high heel shoes
With plastic surgery, an American Idol I could be
If I had Kelly Pickler’s boobs
If he had Kelly Pickler’s boobs..

So I could rack up some CMAs
Get it? Love you, Kelly. Mean it!