Bad Apple versuri

Bad Apple lyrics by Cameron Whitcomb

Chorus
If I like it I’m in trouble
If I love it I’m dead
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
If it thrills me it’ll kill me
Put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad why’s it taste so sweet?

Verse 1
I went cocaine to Cola
Straight to bottled water
I went diesel to electric but the glow is getting hotter
I can’t even watch porn ‘cause it’s bad for my wrist
And if liquor’s so evil why’s it stoppin’ the twitch

I went dairy to almonds
Straight to being vegan
‘Cause they told me it was murder and I don’t like the beefin’
I can’t even shop at Walmart ‘causе they’re calling ‘em crooks
And I would lovе to read about it but their banning the books

Chorus
If I like it I’m in trouble
If I love it I’m dead
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
If it thrills me it’ll kill me
Put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad why’s it taste so sweet?
If I like it I’m in trouble
If I love it I’m dead
Why do all the best drugs leave me shaking in bed?
If it thrills me it’ll kill me
Put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad why’s it taste so sweet?

Oh
Taste so sweet

Verse 2
Went from stripper to girlfriend
Straight to being single
Now my mama’s disappointed, set me up on Christian Mingle
Video games are killing me brain cells
All the fun jobs don’t even pay well, shit (Well shit)
Okay (Okay)
The internet says we’re fucked anyway

Chorus
If I like it I’m in trouble
If I love it I’m dead
Why does everything fun put a gun to my head?
If it thrills me it’ll kill me
Put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad why’s it taste so sweet?
If I like it I’m in trouble
If I love it I’m dead
Why do all the best drugs leave me shaking in bed?
If it thrills me it’ll kill me
Put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad why’s it taste so sweet?

Oh
Taste so sweet

Outro
If I like it I’m in trouble
If I love it I’m dead
Why do all the best drugs keep on killing my friends?
If it thrills me it’ll kill me
Put me six feet deep
If the apple’s so bad why’s it taste so sweet?