My Wife Wont Leave versuri

My Wife Wont Leave lyrics by Boxcar Willie

Intro
Now gather around me people
I wanna tell you about a wonderful life
Oh, the things I could do if I didn’t have a wife

Verse 1
Go out to California
Find me a Hollywood star
And me and that fancy lady
Drive around it a brand new car

Chorus
But my wife won’t leave
She said I’m hooked for life
But oh, the things I could do
If I didn’t have a wife

Verse 2
Go up to New York City
Just mess around Times Square
When I got through with old city
New York would know I’d been there

Chorus
But my wife won’t leave
She said I’m hooked for life
But oh, the things I could do
If I didn’t have a wife

Verse 3
Go down to Miami Florida
Just lay around in the sand
Find me a bikini clad baby
And feel like a brand new man

Chorus
But my wife won’t leave
Said I’m hooked for life
But oh, the things I could do
If I didn’t have a wife

Verse 4
Go down to the Caribbean
Get me a gallon of rum
Do the mambo and the limbo
Now boys that would be some fun

Chorus
But my wife won’t leave
Said I’m hooked for life
But oh, the things I could do
If I didn’t have a wife

Outro
Well, guess I better get on home
I forgot to take out the trash
Oh, the things I could do if I didn’t have a wife
I’m probably gonna sleep in the dog house tonight
And I ain’t even got a dog