Peer Pressure Dance versuri

Versuri Black Gryph0n – Peer Pressure Dance lyrics

This is the dance
That makes everybody dance
It’s called the peer pressure dance
This is how you do it
Listen closely

Keep your arms at your sides
If you have pockets, put your hands inside of them
Bend your knees to the beat, and lightly bop your head
Try to find the delicate balance between not moving so much that you stand out
While also not standing completely still, which also makes you stand out
An expert at this dance will completely disappear, like a ninja
Or Harry Potter, when he puts on his invisibility cloak
Or your neighbors cat that you ran over last week
I’m sorry Misses Pemberton
I don’t know where your cat is, I swear
If someone at the party makes eye contact with you
Smile and slightly exaggerate your movements
Oh yeah, you love this song!
As soon as they look away, go back to barely moving
You had a long day at your successful job
And now you’re unwinding in a natural way, like a normal person
If people start singing along to the song, silently lip-synch the lyrics
If you don’t know the lyrics, quickly pull out your phone
And act like you have something going on that’s way more important than singing this song
If someone manages to notice that you’re doing the peer pressure dance, don’t worry
Recent studies show that 98% of all people who are invited to parties by their extroverted friends do this dance
So you have nothing to feel guilty about
Like the guilt you feel for Mrs. Pemberton‘s cat
It just ran out in front of you, you had no time to react!
What were you supposed to do?!
Sure you were scrolling through Instagram at the time, but who doesn’t do that? Seriously
Name one person who hasn’t done that!
If this is anybody’s fault, it’s Mrs. Pemberton‘s, who lets their cat outside on a crowded street? You should just tell her
Or, you should go to the animal shelter and find a cat that looks exactly like her cat and give it to her and say that you found Sprinkles
She’ll never know the difference, and she might even give you some money
Of course you’re not doing it for the money, you’re doing it to make Mrs. Pemberton happy
And you’re doing it so you can sleep at night without nightmares of miss Pemberton watching as her precious cat gets crushed under your tires
Watching its head pop like a grapefruit under a sledgehammer
Oh, oh gosh there’s blood everywhere!
There’s so much blood! I tried to give it
CPR but, there’s no mouth
There’s no mouth!