Romcom versuri

Versuri Ashnikko – Romcom lyrics

And the movies tell me happiness is finding a man to love me until I die
And the movies tell me my success depends on how well I can be one of the guys

Now I’m starfishin’ in my king-sized bed
I sold his real estate in my head, it’s gone
And I’m better, I’m better than fine
I’m better, I’m better than fine

Oh, fuck the romcoms
Why did no one tell me this was so much fun?
Oh, fuck the romcoms
Me and my vibrator get the job done

Take myself to dinner, wear my lingerie to bed
Call up someone casual to give me oral sex
I don’t need his money, I make more than him anyway
Rather have a puppy over puppy love anyday

Now I’m starfishin’ in my king-sized bed
I sold his real estate in my head, it’s gone
And I’m better, I’m better than fine
I’m better, I’m better than fine

Oh, fuck the romcoms
Why did no one tell me this was so much fun?
Oh, fuck the romcoms
Me and my vibrator get the job done

I don’t want to be one half of another
Your silver screen love’s just too cookie cutter for me
For me, for me, for me
I don’t want to be one half of another
Your silver screen love’s just too cookie cutter for me
Do-do-do