I Am the Evil Pirate Captain Mel versuri

Versuri Animaniacs (OST) & Jeff Bennett – I Am the Evil Pirate Captain Mel lyrics

[Mel]
I am the evil pirate Captain Mel

[Crewmen]
And a really evil pirate, too!

[Mel]
You are very, very kind
I’m an evil mastermind,
And I’ll do cruel things to you

[Crewmen]
We are very, very kind
He’s an evil mastermind,
And he’ll do cruel things to you

[Mel]
I’ll kick you in the knee,
Poke your eye so you can’t see,
And hit you with my sword.
Though I be a pirate swine,
I have to draw the line
So I will not push you overboard

[Crewmen]
What, never?

[Mel]
No, never

[Crewman]
What, never?

[Mel]
Hardly ever
Hahahahahahahahaha!