I Love My Wife versuri

I Love My Wife lyrics by Ally Evenson

Intro
How are you gonna do it?
I don’t know, I’m just gonna say
I love my wife

Verse 1
She’s primadonna, larger than life
I’m watching from the wings
And I’m nothing like her
But I just like her
Scratching at the tattoo she gave me
It’s only temporary
There’s just something bout her
Like being around her

Chorus
Oh, what a shame girls grow up and get bitter
Lose their last names to a state champion winner
Life is more than mashing cootie catchers
Now she’s in the carpool, she used to be a dancer

Verse 2
Watched her fall apart and fall in love
Go to church and get fucked up
A no-believer, I always believed her
Roses in hand after the show
He’s the one who drove her home for backyard beers
She’ll be bored in two years

Chorus
Oh, what a shame girls grow up and get bitter
Lose their last names to a state champion winner
Life is more than mashing cootie catchers
Now she’s in the carpool, she used to be a dancer

Refrain
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer
She used to be a dancer

Outro
Maybe it’s season four, I think it’s season 4
Season 4 Dennis Reynolds
Yeah, yep
Actually, no I’m lying I truly don’t know
He’s all- he’s hot to me all the time